A man got married, and after the wedding told his wife:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a proper dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting and fishing when I want with my old friends, and I don't want you give me a hard time about it. Any comments?"
"No." said the wife, "that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here between ten and eleven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.